Every week I’ll give you a few sentences before I go all *** SPOILER *** Right now I’m in the middle of a dilemma because I’m down in the basement and I left my chips upstairs. I’m gonna go ahead and leave them up there because it took me three attempts to get down the goddamn steps. First, the orange cat was all: FREEDOM! and then the tubby, grey one followed because he’s stupid and fat. So, yeah I was a walking sandwich with a sandwich. And NO CHIPS.

*** DARYL IS STILL CRAZY HOT + OTHER STUFF HAPPENS  ***

I may have fan girl tendencies, but comic books are not my geek. With that being said, I do love that the Governor has become a kinda-sorta masked villain. Or pirate. He not-so subtly made Andrea feel slutty, which — to me — is the exactly opposite of what a pirate would do. He’s also not dead and Glenn is pissed; airing his grievances with Rick for wasting everyone’s time.

When Glenn was yelling at Rick all I could think about was how much Shane kept the group together. Both Laurie and Rick leaned on Shane for their melodramatic bullshit and Shane was the asshole everyone loved to hate. No one had the heads up that Laurie was playing the two of them and Rick was an emo zombie killer that likes to gossip on the phone.

I should mention that Rick can call me anytime as he always seems to look rather do-worthy in his oh-I-just-happened-to-forget-to-button-my-flannel during the zombie apocalypse.

And holy hell is Tyrese jacked.

I love that Baby Kickass’ cradle is a USPS box. We have so much in common. I live in a basement, she lives in a box. I have the sleep schedule of an infant, she is an infant.

Do you think that Daryl likes Merle’s abuse? And how long do you think he is going to stick around with his brother? Carol seems to think that Daryl is more than a little like her, which adds a new dynamic to their relationship. I think Daryl is a huge kid that’s taking a “I’ll show them” kind of attitude. Which, if he wasn’t such a good shot and fearless, his decision would be even more foolhardy and amount to that time when, as a kid, we told everyone we were “running away” and then made it to the apartment complex pool, got bored, and came home twenty minutes later.

I know I wasn’t the only one that did that.

OF COURSE THE CHIPS WHERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME.

Ghost Laurie scared the bejeezus about of me and I immediately wanted Steve and Tango to do some EVP work and tell her good riddance. Rick losing it makes Karl the new leader by default as Kris Kringle only has one leg and Karl is the one who killed Laurie to begin with and he’s not crying about it. In reality, Glenn is looking like he would be the new leader if Tyrese gets the heave-ho (which I know he won’t because he was in the comic).

Before he lost it and started M. Night Shamaladingdonging, Rick was against Tyrese and his group remaining at the prison. At this point, if Rick met Rick, he wouldn’t save him. And neither would Glenn. The zombies are an afterthought; it’s still people that are the biggest threat.