I’ve turned into a massive Walking Dead fan. Beginning next Sunday (Feb. 10th), I’ll be re-capping every new episode. I figure I can’t be any worse than Chris “I’m a Raging Tool” Hardwick and Talking Dead.
I definitely watch Talking Dead, but I make fun of it. Well, Slasher and I make fun of it. Just now I asked him, “What’s the worst part of Talking Dead?”
The best part of Walking Dead is definitely Norman Reedus and, according to Slasher, he just wants Daryl and Carol to get it on already. NO! I want Daryl to get it on with me. Not the “lesbian.” I also want Andrea to suck a bullet; she’s annoying and whorey. I hear from a friend that she is neither annoying or whorey in the comics, but is, in fact, bad ass. But not as bad ass as Michonne.
For the record, I’m down with being whorey but not with being annoying AND shooting Daryl.
As a quick refresher: the mid-season finale ended with the Governor losing an eye courtesy of Michonne kicking his ass; Merle and Daryl chained in the zombie pit and Rick + his merry gang of apocalyptic misfits safe outside the gates of Woodbury. We also found out that Carol is alive and Penny, the Governor’s creepy ass zombie kid, got the heave-ho through the head via Michonne’s samurai sword. Tyrese arrived at the prison and baby Kick Ass has a new name: Judith.
No one misses Laurie and her bullshit.
I’m also pissed that Maggie outed the prison. Glenn could have taken the torture; it’s not like he was being waterboarded by the Bush Administration.
If you’re not a Walking Dead fan, you should be. You can watch seasons one and two through Netflix Streaming and the first half of season three via Comcast’s On Demand. If you have Fios, I can’t help you.
Check out this commercial that aired during the Super Bowl for the Walking Dead featuring Daryl.
Here’s what I’m wondering:
- Will Morgan (the guy with his son who helped Rick in the first season) ever resurface?
- What’s with the helicopter that pops up sometimes?
- Yes Shane was an asshole, but would Laurie still be alive if he was too?
Till next Sunday.