Wah, wah I’m not at BlogHer

by Liz on August 5, 2011

in blogging, blogging tips, Video

Not at BlogHer? No problem. Here’s what you need to make HomeHer off the hook:

  • Wind blown pigtailed updo
  • Laundry
  • Lamanent
  • Your finest frumpanista threads
  • One kitty
  • Leopard heels
  • No A.C. for a perfect on camera sweat-stache
  • Business cards
  • Bloggy partner in crime
  • Fist pump (optional)

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Heather August 5, 2011 at 5:43 pm

I am totally at HomeHer11 right now. I am with you all. In Happy Bunny pj pants and a zipped hoodie no less, because damnit, that’s how I roll. Loved your post!

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Liz Henry August 9, 2011 at 3:54 am

Thanks Heather! Oooh, Happy Bunny. They’re like my pig tails. All kinds of comf. 

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Rachee August 5, 2011 at 6:34 pm

I’m currently at the plantation but will surely be heading to HomeHer11 in about an hour. Laundry and all.
-r

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Liz Henry August 9, 2011 at 3:54 am

You all kinds of wrong. 

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Anonymous August 5, 2011 at 10:01 pm

I’m at Homeher with a toddler around my neck.  I bet they aren’t giving away 2 year old kisses at Blogher!!! Booyah!

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Liz Henry August 9, 2011 at 3:53 am

You can even use the 2 year old as a hang around the lamanent. Booyah squared!

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The Absence of Alternatives August 6, 2011 at 6:40 am

I wandered from Twitter to The Aums, watched the vid, absolutely love it, and then have to come here to give you a shout out. (please don’t question how effective a shout out could be if I am shouting it out “in your house” so to speak). Love your wry sense of humor. “I got my hair did.” LMAO. Nicely done, ladies! 

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Liz Henry August 9, 2011 at 3:51 am

Thanks! Shout outs work whereever you’re shouting. It’s like the bell and angel wings. We hear it. 

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Mary Greene August 6, 2011 at 7:25 am

SO FREAKISHLY Hilarious, I think I’ve watched it 10 times. Those first 100 views will be mine. YOU ZOE KITTY BOW TO NO ONE. Posted on #HomeHer11 intro page, @BackPackingDaddy will be most proud. http://site.verseo.com/verseo-blog/?p=971

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Liz Henry August 9, 2011 at 3:50 am

Mary you’re awesome. Stay that way!

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Barb @ A Life in Balance August 6, 2011 at 9:32 am

Love those Tar-zhay outfits! And, the mom of 4 shirt – where can I find one as a mom of 5? Oh, and can I throw a line on the shirt that says, Yes, I did give birth to all 5. No, I don’t like like I had 5 kids. Puhlease!

Me, I’m home sick, and planning on spending way too much intimate time with my laptop and a Cadbury caramel bar. Dare I spend the day in bed or the afternoon?

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Anonymous August 6, 2011 at 2:53 pm

haha…I know where you can get the Mom of 5 shirt but you might have to customize yourself, preferably with sequins and glitter paint! http://www.demibella.com/

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Barb @ A Life in Balance August 6, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Cool! And, I’ll have my dh proofread before I order in case I’m too excited, like above, and throw something silly in there!

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Liz Henry August 9, 2011 at 3:49 am

Where do I get a shirt that says: She’s not mine with an arrow. You can make that happen, right?

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Sherry Aikens August 6, 2011 at 2:56 pm

OMG .. I totaly want to go to Homeher  How do I get there?? Where do I register!  Liz you know I have cards. I also have swag about 2 months of it!!   So just let me know where to register- K
Not attending Blogher11 – me @babypop:twitter 

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Liz Henry August 9, 2011 at 3:47 am

Oh I know you have cards. You’re the only reason I have cards. Someone told me I needed a QR Code on my card. I said to them: you’re lucky I have this. Fucking QR code over achievers. 

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Blackgirlinmaine August 6, 2011 at 5:43 pm

That was brilliant, another attendee of Homeher11. Considering how my cash flows I will probably be attending Homeher12 too!

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Liz Henry August 9, 2011 at 3:42 am

Ha! I know how that goes. Let me tell you about smores. And making them on the stove top. 

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Jessica @perkababy August 7, 2011 at 12:57 am

I’m totally there…er here:) and will hopefully be hanging out with some other NYC #homeher folks tonight :)
@peekababy

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Liz Henry August 9, 2011 at 3:41 am

That’s exactly why I did. Threw my own damn party. And it didn’t involve a plane. Or tranquilizer meant for a rhino. 

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RoseRedNeckWitch August 8, 2011 at 7:11 pm

I’m LMAO!

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Liz Henry August 9, 2011 at 3:58 am

One day we’ll take our act to a conference. Well, maybe. 

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Garza Girl August 12, 2011 at 6:07 am

ROTFLMFAO. I ADORE you two. xo

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